Friday, October 30, 2009
The Geriatrics Next Door
That's the name E! network would have to use if Hugh Hefner actually dated people his age.
Anyway, The Girls Next Door is so fucking stupid this season. The events are stupid, the interviews are stupid, and the new girls are really, really stupid.
Especially Dumb and Dumber-- the barely-legal twins that are Hefner's pets now.
Okay, Holly, Bridget and Kendra weren't exactly about to win the Nobel Prize or anything, but they could probably at least spell it.
This season actually makes me cringe. I keep waiting for the girls' parents to come pick them up from topless daycare, but instead they spend night after night sleeping next to a corpse.